{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
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Minor Swing is an album by organist John Patton which features John Zorn and was originally released on the DIW label in Japan in 1995. The album was considered part of Patton's 1990 \"comeback\".
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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
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