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{"fact":"A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a human has between 5 and 20 million).","length":96}
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{"fact":"Cats bury their feces to cover their trails from predators.","length":59}
{"fact":"A cat lover is called an Ailurophilia (Greek: cat+lover).","length":57}
{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
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Forever Young is the first mini album released by Sam Concepcion in commemoration of his 10th anniversary in the show business industry. It was released in September 2011 under Universal Records.
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A power canal is a canal used for hydraulic power generation, rather than for transport of watercraft.